What did the suspenders say to the trousers?

What's up, britches?!

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Trouser Jokes More Trouser Jokes

Why did the golfer take a spare pair of trousers with him?

Incase he got a hole in one!

Why should you always take two pairs of trousers when you play golf?

In case you get a hole in one!

Suspender Jokes More Suspender Jokes

How do you tell if someone is a safety engineer?

They are wearing suspenders and a belt.

What happened when the man lost his suspenders?

He became one of those For Whom the Belt Holds

Britche Jokes More Britche Jokes

What did the shoes say to the pants?

What up, britches?

What did the suspenders say to the trousers?

What's up, britches?!