What's the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It goes through your pants without even making a hole.

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What's the best campsite in the world?

Auschwitz, received well over three million starts

What is the most exciting sport in the world?

Camping. Its in tents.

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What do you call two Egyptians who've farted at the same time?

Tutankhamun.

Why did the dragon go to jail for farting?

Arse-on. **Cough Cough** I'll see my way out.

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What's black and full of holes?

Michael Brown

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A Moles Royce.

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Why did... Why did the golfer wear an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one! Ha Ha Ha Ha

How bad is it to poop your pants?

It Depends

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What's the sharpest thing in the word?

A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.

What's the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It goes through your pants without even making a hole.