What did the shooting range instructor say to the guy in a wheelchair?

Parachute

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What has two arms and 14 legs?

Guy who collects legs.

What's a magazine?

asked every guy under 30.

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Why you need that?

You already have a wheelchair.

What did the blind deaf mute boy in a wheelchair get for Christmas?

Cancer!

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What's in the backpack?

A parachute.

Why are women like parachutes?

Because if they don't spread they are worthless.