Why you need that?

You already have a wheelchair.

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Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?

Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.

Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?

Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken " Mother: "We need the eggs."

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?

Virgin mobile.

What's the hardest part of cooking vegetables?

Their wheelchairs