Why are women like parachutes?

Because if they don't spread they are worthless.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman who will sleep with absolutely anybody?

Public storage.

Why is it hard for men to understand women?

Because you have to study abroad to understand them.

Spread Jokes More Spread Jokes

Have you heard the rumor going around about butter?

Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.

What do you call mints you can spread through social media?

Memementos

Parachute Jokes More Parachute Jokes

What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster?

A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)

How does a blind skydiver know when to pull the parachute?

When the leash goes slack.