What has two arms and 14 legs?

Guy who collects legs.

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What's the easiest way to twist someone's arm?

Thalidomide

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What happens to a legend's career when he loses his leg?

It ends.

Why was the rabbit hopping in circles?

Because I shot its leg off.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs driving a car?

Rex (made this one up myself!)

What do you say to a guy with kidney stones?

Urine trouble!

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What is a Furman freshman doing when he grasps at thin air?

Collecting his thoughts.

Why did the Otter collect parts for his spaceship?

So he could go to otter space.

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How does Romney only claim a 14% tax rate?

He claims 47% of the U.S. as dependents.

How can you make a soup rich?

Add 14 carrots (carats) to it.