What has two arms and 14 legs?

Guy who collects legs.

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a lake?

Bob

How do you stop a thundering herd of Apes?

Hold up your arm and say "Go back you didn't say 'May I'"

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How could a leper afford a nice house?

It cost an arm and a leg

What has two arms and 14 legs?

Guy who collects legs.

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How do you stop a North Korean tank?

Shoot the guy driving the cardboard box.

Why do they put chicken wire around these plants?

Other guy:" To protect the chicken plants"

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What has two arms and 14 legs?

Guy who collects legs.

How did the dungeon keeper plan for retirement?

Collecting stocks and bonds.

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How many dogs does it take to count 14 plates?

14, maybe 15, but only if the plates ... 'run around a lot!'

How did Mitt Romney get a 14% tax rate?

He claimed 47% of America as dependents.