What has two arms and 14 legs?

Guy who collects legs.

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What do you call... ...a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled behind a boat?

Skip

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How'd Florida man break his leg raking leaves?

He fell off the palm tree

Why do legs have to be at least 25 inches long?

They're over two feet

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What kind of disease did the guy get when he skipped the condom and plowed a girl with down's syndrome?

Slow clap

What's the best kind of guy to get fingered by?

One with Parkinson's disease!

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How did the dungeon keeper plan for retirement?

Collecting stocks and bonds.

What's the easiest way for a Gorilla hunter to make money?

Collect unemployment insurance!

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Why was 7 arrested for homicide?

Because somebody divided 14 into 2 and he was the prime suspect

What has two arms and 14 legs?

Guy who collects legs.