What did the blind deaf mute boy in a wheelchair get for Christmas?

Cancer!

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Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

How are cancer and pregnancy similar?

They can both be fixed with intense radiation therapy.

How do you get gum out of your hair?

Get cancer

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Why was the man allergic to Christmas?

Because it's the reason for the sneason.

What do you call a man who claps at Christmas ?

Santapplause !

Wheelchair Jokes More Wheelchair Jokes

What is the worst thing about farming vegetables?

The wheelchairs are too expensive.

What did the shooting range instructor say to the guy in a wheelchair?

Parachute