What did the blind deaf mute boy in a wheelchair get for Christmas?

Cancer!

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What's the best way to get bubblegum out of your hair?

Cancer

What's the easiest way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer

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How do you know the Alphabet is celebrating Christmas?

When there is no "L" ("Noel")

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?

I don't know. He still hasn't opened his gifts.

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What do you get when you cross the world's most famous skater with the world's best physicist?

A video game so realistic, when you screw up you have to play in a wheelchair.

What do you call a wheelchair bound Leo?

HanDicaprio. .