What did the spaghetti say to the other spaghetti?

Pasta la vista, baby!

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Why did the baby cross the road?

It didn't hit the car's windshield.

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Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper

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Pasta la vista, baby."

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Pasta La Vista, baby!

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Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.

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A Pastatute