How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend?

Pasta la vista, baby."

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What do you do when your dishwasher breaks?

Remarry

Why did little Jimmy break open his computer?

It said that it had 20 cookies in it.

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".

What did the Italian dressing say to the French dressing?

Nothing. Dressings don't have arms

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What happened to Sponge Bob Square Pants when he broke up with his girlfriend?

He went back to square one....

What did the hippie say when his girlfriend told him to move out?

Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do you call a stork that doesn't bring babies?

A swallow

Why do women have babies?

Because it hurts and they deserve it

Pasta La Vista Jokes More Pasta La Vista Jokes

What did the spaghetti say to the other spaghetti?

Pasta la vista, baby!

How do you say goodbye to your pasta?

Pasta La Vista, baby!

Italian Chef Jokes More Italian Chef Jokes

What did the Italian chef say when his boss tried to pick a fight?

You wanna pizza me !

How do Italian Chefs swap recipes?

By Spaghett-e-mail!