Pasta La Vista Jokes

How do you say goodbye to your pasta?

Pasta La Vista, baby!

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How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend?

Pasta la vista, baby."

What did the spaghetti say to the other spaghetti?

Pasta la vista, baby!

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How do you say goodbye to German cheese?

Velveetazane

How do you say goodbye to a thousand Japanese people?

A big wave

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What's your favorite song?

Me, to a baby wearing a Metallica shirt at the grocery store.

What does a Russian woman say to stop her husband from abusing her?

Vladislov, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more... I'm sorry..

Pasta Jokes More Pasta Jokes

What do you call an atheist who no longer worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A-pasta-ate.

What do you call a piece of pasta that doesn't have any friends?

Cannelonely!

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What's that, turkey?

GOBBLE GOBBLE Timmy fell in a well GOBBLE GOBBLE breaks turkey's neck no time for your riddles, in the oven you go

What does a blonde and a shotgun have in common?

You break them at the middle and load them from behind

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What do you call an Italian suppository?

Innuendo.

How do you silence an Italian?

Cut off his hands

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How did the stoner propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage, you wanna?

When do you kick a midget in the nuts?

When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.

Italian Chef Jokes More Italian Chef Jokes

How do Italian Chefs swap recipes?

By Spaghett-e-mail!

How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend?

Pasta la vista, baby."

Spaghetti Jokes More Spaghetti Jokes

What do you call a Jamaican who likes spaghetti?

A Pastafarian.

What do you call spaghetti pretending to be rigatoni?

An impasta