If it ends up on your wall you're probably retarded.
When he runs into a wall with a hard-on and grabs his nose first!
A mushroom. Some people don't think that this is a joke. But it makes me rofl all over the place.
It starts with a little blowing but at the end your house is gone
Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.
Because when you see it, you spin one degree and walk away.
A graduated cylinder.
A Bowl (B-Owl)
It would be 'Bowl' and all of your friends would leave you because you are an idiot and named your cat Bowl.
Faux-teccine
An Impasta