What did the spaghetti say to the postmodernist ravioli?

Stop being such an intellectual im-pasta.

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Shoot the guy driving the cardboard box.

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One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.

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What do you call a person who whores themselves out for spaghetti?

A Pastatute

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What do you call a postmodernist ravioli?

An intellectual impasta'.

What did the spaghetti say to the postmodernist ravioli?

Stop being such an intellectual im-pasta.