Why was the chicken afraid to cross the road?

Because it's a chicken.

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What do you call a theme park where people go to have selfies with chickens?

Pout-ry farm..

Why did the rabbit cross the road?

Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!

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Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?

To get to the dark side...

Why did the chicken nugget cross the road?

To see the chicken strip!!!

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Why did the Cook cross the road?

because there were "Too Many Cooks".

Why did the chicken cross the road twice?

Because it was a double-crosser