Why was the chicken afraid to cross the road?

Because it's a chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!

What do you call a chicken you own?

A personal fowl

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Why did the calf cross the road?

To get to the udder side

What did the chicken say to the duck who was about to cross the road?

Don't do it, man, you'll never hear the end of it!"

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Why did Xzibit cross the road?

A: To get to the other Ride

Why Did the Paradox Cross the road?

Because it didn't.