How do you stop a North Korean tank?

Shoot the guy driving the cardboard box.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did the referee stop the leper hockey game?

There was a face off in the corner.

What's the difference between a singer-songwriter and a puppy?

A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What happens when you mock the host of Diners, Drive-In's, and Dives?

The guy gets fierious.

What kind of a car does a crazy man drive?

A LOCOmotive.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What happened to the guy who cooled himself to -273.15 C?

He was 0K.

What does an IT guys use for birth control?

His personality.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs?

He was shot in the face.

What is the difference between Elliot Rodgers and Malaysia Airlines?

Malaysia Airlines only has been shot down once.

Cardboard Box Jokes More Cardboard Box Jokes

Whats funky and fits in a cardboard box?

A homeless epileptic.

What did the cremated Buddha who was placed in a cardboard box say?

I'm in light urn.'

North Korean Jokes More North Korean Jokes

Why does the North Korean military always lose their battles?

xpost /r/meanjokes Every single shot at them is at a chink in their armor.

What weighs 20 times a North Korean?

Kim Jong Un.