How do you stop a North Korean tank?

Shoot the guy driving the cardboard box.

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How will you escape?

Dude: It's very simple, I will stop my imagination

Why did they hire the police department to design a new superconductor?

STOP RESISTING!!!"

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What can hunger do that a woman simply can't?

Drive me to the grocery store.

What is so bad about being half black and half asian?

You can steal a car but you can't drive it.

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What do you call two guys using the same urinal?

Peers

What did the guy from Northern Canada have to say about the place?

He wanted Nunavut.

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How do you make two Oboists play in tune with one another?

Shoot one of them.

How did Brandon Lee's wife get pregnant?

The prop guy said he was shooting blanks!

Cardboard Box Jokes More Cardboard Box Jokes

What did the cremated Buddha who was placed in a cardboard box say?

I'm in light urn.'

What's the best way to pack a dead person in a cardboard box?

Body centered cubic

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What's the safest place to be during a North Korean missile strike?

A: The place they are aiming at.

What's the difference between regular AIDS and north korean AIDS?

Regular AIDS is incurable. North Korean AIDS is invincible!