Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge?

One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.

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Why do men want to marry a virgin?

To avoid criticism and comparison.

Why did the man wear a frog for a condom?

So he was ribbit for her pleasure.

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What did the bartender day to the man who was drinking his vodka to fast?

Stop "Russian"

Who r they 2 stop u?

Boy: My wife &amp 2 kids.

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Why couldn't the American fly home from Russia after the Olympics?

Because he was Snow'den.

Why is everyone smiling at me today?

checks fly* *no pants* Aaaah.

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Why are black people so good at jumping?

As developing children their knee grows.

What happens when a cow jumps over barbed wire?

Udder destruction!

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Why did the mexican man throw his wife off a bridge?

He wanted tequila.

Why did the Mexican push his wife off the bridge?

Tequila

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Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge?

One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.

Why did the chickens cross the road?

Because they were Turkish.

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Why wasn't the coup in Turkey on Wednesday?

Erdogan's suit wasn't back from the cleaners.

Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge?

One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.