Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge?

One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.

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Why do little boys whine?

Because they're practicing to be men.

Why did the man open a rooftop bar?

He wanted to have drinks on the house.

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How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.

What does a 14 year-old Native American girl say when she loses her virginity?

Stop Dad, you're crushing me smokes!

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When you see geese flying in V formation, have you ever noticed that one side of the V is longer than the other?

Well, there's a reason for that. There are more geese on that side.

How did the firefly feel when he flew into the fan?

He was de-lighted

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What did the snail say when he jumped on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!"

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They both get jumped by Mexicans.

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What do you get when you cross a bridge with a car?

You get to the other side.

Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge?

One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.

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Why did the chickens cross the road?

Because they were Turkish.

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Beyblades.

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Why wasn't the coup in Turkey on Wednesday?

Erdogan's suit wasn't back from the cleaners.

Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge?

One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.