Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge?

One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.

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What did the fish say to the man draining its aquarium?

WATER YOU DOING

What did the man say to the fly?

Hey.. you're looking fly"

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How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all your booze?

You invite two of them.

How did LaKeisha's Mom finally stop her from bouncing on the trampoline in the rec room?

She put a piece of velcro on the ceiling.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What kind of pie can fly?

A Magpie.

Why did the vulture fly United Airlines?

Because they allow 1 free carrion

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Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer olympics?

Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.

What's the definition of a tree?

Something that stands still for forty years then suddenly jumps out in front of a woman driver.

Bridge Jokes More Bridge Jokes

Why are ghostbusters afraid of bridges over small rivers?

A. Because they're not supposed to cross the streams

Why did u jump off that bridge?

My friend did it too "Well if your friend jumped off a bridge would u " Yes. I literally just said that

Turkish Jokes More Turkish Jokes

Where do Turkish people go to purchase their furniture?

The Ottoman Empire.

What is the opposite of Turkish?

Pig Latin

Erdogan Jokes More Erdogan Jokes

Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge?

One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.

Why wasn't the coup in Turkey on Wednesday?

Erdogan's suit wasn't back from the cleaners.