What did the square say to the triangle?

You're outta line!

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What did one triangle say to the other triangle about the square?

Look out for that guy, he's got another side to him.

Why didn't the waffle go to the pancake party?

He was a square.

Triangle Jokes More Triangle Jokes

Why is Toblerone shaped like a triangle?

To fit in the box.

How do you climb a triangle?

By scalene it