Why didn't the waffle go to the pancake party?

He was a square.

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What is the name of a bag pipe band that likes to play while jumping on squares?

hopscotts.

Why do dogs run in circles ?

Because its hard to run in squares !

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What did Carmen's mom say when Carmen dropped her waffle in the sandbox?

Where in the world is Carmen's sandy Eggo "

Why was the waffle jealous of the pancake?

The pancakes was flattered.