Why didn't the waffle go to the pancake party?

He was a square.

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Square Jokes More Square Jokes

What is the name of a bag pipe band that likes to play while jumping on squares?

hopscotts.

Why are manholes round?

They figured three squares was enough for the sewers to handle.

Waffle Jokes More Waffle Jokes

What do you call a waffle that burps too much?

A belchin waffle.

What do you call a waffle that's been buried in sand?

Sandiego (The first joke I ever made as a kid)