Why is Toblerone shaped like a triangle?

To fit in the box.

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What do you call a crate of ducks ?

A box of quackers !

What happens when redditors die?

RIP in box

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How many square feet are in the average NYC apartment?

Zero. Feet are feet shaped.

How do I stay in shape?

I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it

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How many ants can you fit inside an apartment ?

Ten-ants !

What do you call the largest number of grizzlies you can fit in a car?

The bear maximum

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What did the triangle need to do before he could get a loan?

He needed somebody to cosine.

What do triangles do in the summer?

They tan.