Why is Toblerone shaped like a triangle?

To fit in the box.

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Box Jokes More Box Jokes

What did the blonde say when she looked into the box of Cheerios?

Wow!! Donut seeds!!!!

What do you call it when the Russian president sits on a box of crackers?

Putin on the Ritz

Shape Jokes More Shape Jokes

What shape does a muppet follow when throw through the air?

Pa-Ra-Bo-La (do doooo do dodo)

What did the man say while holding a square shaped clock?

A: I'm holding Time Square!

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries

Triangle Jokes More Triangle Jokes

What did one triangle say to the other triangle?

Hey, we should get together and square dance!

What do triangles do in the summer?

They tan.