Triangle Jokes

Why didn't the triangle go outside to get a tan?

Cos the sine said so!

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What do you get when you mix triangles with Tumblr?

Trigger-Nometry

Why is Toblerone shaped like a triangle?

To fit in the box.

When is a triangle a rectangle?

When it fails

What did the triangle need to do before he could get a loan?

He needed somebody to cosine.

How do triangles communicate?

Sin language

What did the square say to the triangle?

You're outta line!

What did one triangle say to the other triangle?

Hey, we should get together and square dance!

What did the triangle say to the circle?

Why are you so pointless

What's the difference between a triangle and Manchester United ?

A triangle has three points

How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle?

Somebody took a corner!

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How did the triangle congratulate the other triangle after hooking up with pentagon?

3edgy5me

What kind of church does a triangle attend?

Anglican.

What do triangles do in the summer?

They tan.

How do you climb a triangle?

By scalene it

What did one triangle say to the other triangle about the square?

Look out for that guy, he's got another side to him.

What's the ugliest shape?

An eyesoresceles triangle.

Why do math textbooks only ever give you one angle in a triangle?

Just cos.

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They think outside the box.

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Boxing Midgets.

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What's worse than being a tanning salon owner in Africa?

Being a Somali Uber driver in Columbus, Ohio.

What's the difference between a white girl who likes to tan and a burger?

They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.

Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What do you get when you mix a Jehovah's Witness with an Atheist?

Someone who shows up to your door for no reason.

What do you get when you mix a Dog and a Rhino?

How would Rhino?

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What do you call a shape that's always worried?

A paranoid. (Wooo maths jokes)

How did Jesus stay in shape?

Crossfit

Seaman Jokes More Seaman Jokes

What's long, hard, and full of seamen?

A submarine.

What's the similarity between Madeline Mccann and a submarine?

They are both at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen.

Square Jokes More Square Jokes

What did the square say to the root?

Radical"

What did the square of cloth identify as on tumblr?

Nap-kin

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How did pirates communicate before the internet?

Pier to Pier Networking

How do industrial robots communicate with humans?

They use a conveyor belt.

Point Jokes More Point Jokes

What did the Math book say to the pencil?

I see your point I've got a lot of problems.

Why can't a nihilist use a pencil?

because they cant find the point.