Triangle Jokes

Why didn't the triangle go outside to get a tan?

Cos the sine said so!

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What do you get when you mix triangles with Tumblr?

Trigger-Nometry

Why is Toblerone shaped like a triangle?

To fit in the box.

When is a triangle a rectangle?

When it fails

What did the triangle need to do before he could get a loan?

He needed somebody to cosine.

How do triangles communicate?

Sin language

What did the square say to the triangle?

You're outta line!

What did one triangle say to the other triangle?

Hey, we should get together and square dance!

What did the triangle say to the circle?

Why are you so pointless

What's the difference between a triangle and Manchester United ?

A triangle has three points

How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle?

Somebody took a corner!

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How did the triangle congratulate the other triangle after hooking up with pentagon?

3edgy5me

What kind of church does a triangle attend?

Anglican.

What do triangles do in the summer?

They tan.

How do you climb a triangle?

By scalene it

What did one triangle say to the other triangle about the square?

Look out for that guy, he's got another side to him.

What's the ugliest shape?

An eyesoresceles triangle.

Why do math textbooks only ever give you one angle in a triangle?

Just cos.

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Shape Jokes More Shape Jokes

What do little green men do to stay in shape?

They do Yoda.

How do you manage to stay in shape?

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What are 8 Hobbits?

One hobbyte.

How do you call 8 Hobbits?

A Hobbyte

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What do you get when you cross an ape and a black person?

A really stupid ape

How do you know if a black person used your TV?

It's not there anymore.

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What do you call it when cosine plays?

Cos(play)

What did the triangle need to do before he could get a loan?

He needed somebody to cosine.

Somebody Jokes More Somebody Jokes

Why is an Oklahoma divorce like a Texas twister?

Somebody's 'bout to lose a trailer.

What do you call somebody after you give them a noogie?

A knucklehead.

Manufacture Jokes More Manufacture Jokes

Why are manhole covers circular?

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Why do airplanes manufactured in Spain have windshield wipers on the inside?

Because the rain in Spain falls mostly in the plain.

American Jokes More American Jokes

Why does the american loose at billard ?

Beacause he always shoots at the black one.

What's the American settler's spirit animal?

The groundhog.