What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?

Are you my mother

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Why did the cookie cry?

Because his mother was a wafer so long

What do your mother and a marathon have in common?

They are both doable as long as you don't mind following a bunch of black guys.

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Why didn't King Kong go to Hong Kong?

He didn't like Chinese food.

What is as big as King Kong but doesn't weigh anything?

King Kong's shadow.

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What did one statue say to the other statue he hadn't seen in a while?

Statue bro?"

What did the statue say to the other statue?

Hey, S-tat-ue?

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What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?

Are you my mother

What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

God bless America.

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What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Liberty

What do Bernie Sanders and the Statue of Liberty have in common?

Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.