What did the tectonic plate say when it had a collision?

It's not my fault.

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What did one tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate?

Bro, do you even shift?"

What is it called when two tectonic plates have a romantic relationship?

Subduction!

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What did the tectonic plate say when it had a collision?

It's not my fault.

What did one tectonic plate say to the other after the earthquake?

That was your fault!!!