What did one tectonic plate say to the other after the earthquake?

That was your fault!!!

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What did the earthquake say to the tornado?

It's not my fault.

Why did the seismologist not have to pay for the damage caused by the earthquake?

It wasn't his fault.

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What is it called when two tectonic plates have a romantic relationship?

Subduction!

What did one tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate?

Bro, do you even shift?"

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Why do girls always get mad when I try to read their shirts?

It's not my fault I'm blind.

What did the earthquake say to the tornado?

It's not my fault.