Tectonic Plate Jokes

What did the tectonic plate say when it bumped into another?

Sorry, my fault.

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Why do tectonic plates wear diapers?

Because they're in continents.

What is the best kind of plate for a continental breakfast?

a tectonic plate!

What did one tectonic plate say to the other after the earthquake?

That was your fault!!!

How do tectonic plates have fun?

They meet up and crack each other up.

What does one tectonics plate say to another after an earthquake?

It's not your fault.

What is it called when two tectonic plates have a romantic relationship?

Subduction!

What did one tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate?

Bro, do you even shift?"

What did the tectonic plate say when it had a collision?

It's not my fault.

What did the tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate when he bumped into the him?

Sorry, my fault.

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What did the dolphin say to the whale when he bumped into him?

A: I didn't do it on porpoise.

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What does a fire, flood, earthquake, tornado, hurricane, and a wife have in common?

Sooner or later, one of them is probably going to get your house.

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San Andreas fault.

Diaper Jokes More Diaper Jokes

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper?

Ask Hugh Hefner.

Why did the man wear a diaper to the bar?

So he could save his stool.

Shift Jokes More Shift Jokes

Why shouldn't you play American football with feminists?

Because they'll constantly shift the goal posts.

What are some of your strengths?

Me: Shifting the blame HR: That's a horrible reply Me: No, your question was! HR: Wow, you're good!

Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

What did one earthquake say to the other earthquake?

I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me

What happened to the egg when it heard the joke?

It cracked.

Plate Jokes More Plate Jokes

What do you call a resturaunt for bulemia victims?

The Empty Plate"

How many dogs does it take to count 14 plates?

14, maybe 15, but only if the plates ... 'run around a lot!'

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

What do you call a bunch of furries, an all girls volleyball meet, and a video game tournament?

Genesis 3.

What do you call the place where lesbian Eskimos meet up?

A Klondike Bar

Fun Jokes More Fun Jokes

How do you know you're always about to have fun in the company of an octopus?

Because it's always ten-to-cool time...

What do married people do for fun?

Get divorced.