Why don't blacks celebrate thanksgiving?

It's hard to be thankful when KFC is closed

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How many times can you celebrate a 29th birthday before people catch on?

asking for a friend

How do scientists celebrate Pirate Day?

They get their Aaargh-On!

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What's long, black, and dangerous to cut?

The line at KFC.

Why did the chicken go to KFC?

A: He wanted to see a chicken strip.

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What do you call a collection of Tyler Perry's movies?

Fifty Shades of Black

Why cant a Gorilla get a job?

BECAUSE HE'S BLACK

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What did the hipster say the day after thanksgiving?

I liked the leftovers before they were cool.

Why cant programmers tell the difference between christmas and thanksgiving?

Because oct 31 = dec 25