It's hard to be thankful when KFC is closed
Alien 2: Celebrating the existence of their mothers. Alien 1: I ate my mother. Alien 2: As did I.
Because he knows how to reduce fractions.
After your done with the thighs and breasts all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
TVs are getting heavier.
White? No particular reason, it's just a habit they have.
Twerkey
Because it'll gobble up everything.