What did the terrorist say about his popular reddit post?

I didn't expect this to blow up like it did!*

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How do you write an essay that blows people away?

With lots of drafts

What's the difference between a paycheck and a D**k?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.

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Where do terrorists go for a drink?

The Allahu Ak-Bar.

What did the terrorist say to the police before he blew up the building?

C4 yourself!

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Why did the Addams have the late man arrested?

He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.

What did the doctor say when he delivered a blonde-haired baby to an expecting Chinese couple?

Two Wongs don't make a white