Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?

Because he got hit by a car.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken have a seance?

To get to the other side

What do you call a chicken looking at lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Who, dad?

Your dog, son. I hit your dog with the car.

What do you call a mexican without a car?

CAR-LOSE

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Whats the difference between a dead dog on the side of the road and a dead lawyer on the side of the road?

There are skidmarks before the dog.

What do you call Bambi's friend dead on the road?

Thumpthumper

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why Latvian man did cross road?

Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.

Why didn't the NSA agent cross the road?

He was snowed in.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What's the first rule for hitting on girls?

Hit them where it won't show.

Why couldn't the rocketeer hit her target?

Because they were too Phar-ah way. I'm not sorry.