Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?

Because he got hit by a car.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why Did The Military Take Over Turkey?

To Prove They Were Not Chicken

Why did the chicken give the cat his mashed potatoes?

To get to the other side.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car?

Get in the car"

How am I driving?

No seriously, how did I get here. This isn't my car.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why can't woman drive?

Because there are no roads from the bedroom to the kitchen!!

Why did the fish monger cross the road?

Just for the halibut.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road naked A: Because chickens don't wear clothes.

Why didn't the bird cross the road?

It chickened out.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What did the fish say when he hit concrete?

Dam(n).

Why don't girls like playing dodgeball?

Because we don't like getting hit by balls. 12: *giggles for 5 minutes* You are so my child