Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?

Because he got hit by a car.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

How does the chef prepare the chicken?

The waiter replies, "He looks it straight in the eye and says, 'You're gonna die.'"

Why did the black guy cross the road?

He heard there was chicken on the other side!

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What kind of car does a ghost drive?

A boogati!

How can you tell when Ron Jeremy is finished pumping gas?

He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the crip cross the road?

Chuz

What does Delia Smith say when she wants to fight a road?

Let's be avenue.'

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Independence Day?

The Fourth of Ghoul-ly!

What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

A: Kitty Perry

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What did the golfer say to his buddy when he hit a bogey?

I guess you aren't up to par"

Why does Reddit love Ronda Rousey so much?

she hits women