Why do women put on makeup and perfume?

Because they're ugly and smell bad...

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What do Kermit The Frog'S fingers smell like?

Bacon.

What's slimy cold long and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger...

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How do you feel about perfumes being designed by computers?

Because I think it makes perfect scents.

Why is Perfume so cheap?

Because its only worth one scent!