What did the redditor say when he opened his package from the UniBomber?

Wow, I did not expect this post to blow up

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Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What does a basketball player do before he blows out his candles?

He makes a swish!

What do you get when you throw a grenade into a kitchen in France?

Linoleum blown apart

Redditor Jokes More Redditor Jokes

How do redditors get their water?

From a well, actually

What happens when redditors die?

RIP in box

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What do you get a kid without arms for Christmas?

Gloves, but he doesn't know that yet.. since he can't open it.

What's it called when a huge hole opens up in the ground in the middle of Spring?

Sinkhole de Mayo

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

Why is a reflection always twice as good as the real thing?

i actually don't know where to post this idea, true jokes maybe?... There has to be a food for thought sub. This is your OP, I promise to deliver!

What's the most annoying thing on /r/jokes?

People who post the joke intro twice.

Expect Jokes More Expect Jokes

What does it mean when a doctor has both hands on your shoulders?

The Prostate exam isn't going he way you expected

How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hehe... 'screw' Alternatively: 69, but everyone expects that one.

Package Jokes More Package Jokes

How do they package bread at the bakery?

They baguette.

What is Santas motto?

Wrap your package before you shove it down the chimney.