What did the terrorist say to the racist and the socialist?

We are the 2016 presidential candidate frontrunners. This is a joke take it that way

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How does someone with amnesia tell a joke?

I don't remember.

What are your go to jokes?

I was at an event the other day and someone asked "So... anyone know any jokes?" What's everyone's "go to" joke in social situations?

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What do you call a terrorist who's missing an eye?

Him: I give up Me: A terrorst

What happened when the joke about terrorists got to the front page?

It blew up

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What did the terrorist say to the racist and the socialist?

We are the 2016 presidential candidate frontrunners. This is a joke take it that way

What's the difference between the 2016 presidential debates and a pen of baboons relentlessly fighting over the dead stinking corpse of a sheep?

Microphones!

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What do you call a Native American who graduated from med school?

A doctor, you racist!

What do you call a black man that flies an airplane?

A pilot, you racist!

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Why was the socialist kicked from his party?

Because he was anti social.

How many Socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

None comrade, the bulb holds the seeds to its own revolution!