What did the terrorist say to the racist and the socialist?

We are the 2016 presidential candidate frontrunners. This is a joke take it that way

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What's the best language for jokes?

Punjabi.

What do you call a tree that hates this joke?

A face palm.

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What do you call a terrorist who's always late?

9/12

What does a terrorist in Antarctica say?

Allahu Akburrrrrr

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How much did the Cubs pay the devil to win the World Series?

2016

Why is Hillary spelled with 2 L's?

One for 2008 and one for 2016.

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Why do you call someone who doesn't like the ideas in Islam?

A Racist!

What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?

The Pilot, you racist.

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Why arent there any Socialist entrepreneurs?

Seriously I dont know.....

What did socialists use before candles?

Electricity