A Racist!
I prefer to ride on top but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.
Twister
You may think you're on the right path, but if you follow it literally, you'll end up crashing into a building.
One is demonized by the actions and beliefs of a small minority. The other believes in the wage gap myth.
A pilot, you racist.
Nightmares you racist.
A dim light.
In a skeptic tank. (Note: I just made up this joke earlier today. I'm not 100% sure the joke is obvious feel free to suggest a better wording!)