What did the thirsty Spanish pirate say?

I need some arrrrrrrrrrrgua!

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What do you call s'mores in Spanish?

S'mas

What's the similarity between a spanish prison and Leonardo DiCaprio?

Now, both have an oscar.

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Why is a good husband like bread dough?

Because his wife needs him.

How many French people need to defend Paris?

It isn't known, never tried.