What's the similarity between a spanish prison and Leonardo DiCaprio?

Now, both have an oscar.

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What do you call a banana you want tomorrow in spanish?

Baana

What did the spanish fireman name his 2 sons?

Jose and Hose B

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What's the similarity between a match and a black person?

You have to strike them against a rough surface to get them to work.

What are the similarities between feminists and hobos?

They both ask for change and never get any.

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Why did Leonardo di Caprio want Steve Harvey to host the Oscars?

He'd get it.

What's the similarity between a spanish prison and Leonardo DiCaprio?

Now, both have an oscar.

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What is an ear of corn's favourite Leonardo DiCaprio movie?

Inception

Why does Leonardo DiCaprio love his fast car?

Because he got an award for revvin' it.