Why is a good husband like bread dough?

Because his wife needs him.

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How does the alchemist please his wife?

Elixir!!!!!

What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you ?

My Wife... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

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Why did the developers have to delay their pirate game?

They needed to give their characters an eye-patch.

What did the poop said to the other poop?

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!

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Why do pagans make the best husbands and wives?

Because they'll worship the ground you walk on.

Why did the Red sea not find a good husband?

because she was too shallow.