How many French people need to defend Paris?

It isn't known, never tried.

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What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?

I don't know he hasn't opened it yet.

What's the difference between "Fake News" and CNN?

I don't know Reddit, that's why I'm asking you

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How do you greet an overweight Micronesian when you're trying to sound cool?

Microsoft Word.

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

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What kind of soldier doesn't need bullets?

The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off.

Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail?

To a re-tail store!

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What did the German Kaiser roll say to the French baguette?

Gluten tag*

What do you call a French cow that grows sprouts instead of fur?

Chia LaBeouf

French People Jokes More French People Jokes

What do French people say after they've gone to the bathroom?

Au revoir poo poo

Why don't French people smile in pictures?

The French word for "cheese" is "fromage".

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How many Frenchman does it take to defend France?

I don't know. They've never tried.

How do the French defend a city?

We don't know, they've never tried it.

Paris Jokes More Paris Jokes

How many men do you need to defend Paris?

I have no idea. Nobody ever tried.

What do you call a terrorist from Paris?

A Paririst