What did the thunder say when it understood the joke?

I feel so enlightninged!

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Why did the man with no hands go to the doctor?

Because he didn't feel well.

How can you tell if a Mexican is feeling sad?

They're wearing a SOMBERERO

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How many cops do you need to change a light bulb?

None. They just shoot the room for being black. Credit: donator on some stream said the joke and just wanted to share it.

What are some good Asian jokes you know?

I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.

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What did the thunder say when it understood the joke?

I feel so enlightninged!

What do you call a kleptomaniac who doesn't understand figurative speech?

Someone who takes everything literally

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Why was there thunder and lightning in the lab?

The scientists were brainstorming.

Why did Thor file a police report?

Because someone stole his thunder