What's the only animal that can't get hit in the head?

Duck.

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Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

How do you get down?

A: Pluck a duck.

What do you do when a bird attacks you?

Duck.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What did the man say after he was hit by the car?

Nothing. He was dead.

What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do read heads get when they don't brush their teeth?

Gingervitis Edit: redheads. I am a disgrace.

What's black and white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a spear through her head.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

Why can't animals ever have an olympics?

Because there's always a cheetah

What do you call a vet that can only work on one animal?

A doctor