What's the only animal that can't get hit in the head?

Duck.

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Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

How do you get down from an aerial ladder?

A. You don't get down from an aerial ladder. You get down from a duck.

How do you get down?

A: Pluck a duck.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

How did a mom figure out her daughter had hit puberty?

She kept wetting the bed.

What did Norman Bates call his little sister?

You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you get when you cross the CIA and the Republican Party?

Shot in the head in Dallas.

What did the flower say about the tree heading to the sky?

He's on route.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

How do animals cross the ocean?

On a Gir-raft.

What animal did they have in concentration camps?

Dachau