What's the only animal that can't get hit in the head?

Duck.

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Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

Why do NBA players like poultry?

Because they love to slam duck!

Why couldn't the duck stop smoking?

Because he was a quack addict

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why are blondes hurt by people's words?

A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.

Why did you hit me with your chair?

Me: Because my desk is too heavy.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What's black, white and red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a spear through her head.

Why did the man lost in the woods catch fire?

He was heading west.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What animal runs around happily with 5 legs?

A pit bull in a kindergarten

Why did I break up with my vegan girlfriend?

She refused to swallow animal by-products.