What did the two lesbian vampires say to each other?

Same time next month?

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What did the table fan say to his boss when he couldn't get to work on time?

Ah-so-late!

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What did the two lesbian vampires say to each other?

Same time next month?

What did the lesbian-vampire say to her girlfriend?

See ya next month.