Lesbian Vampire Jokes

What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?

See you next month.

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What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?

Sametime next month? I heard this jome a while back. Sorry if its a repost

What did the two lesbian vampires say to each other?

Same time next month?

What did the lesbian-vampire say to her girlfriend?

See ya next month.

What did the lesbian vampires say to each other?

Seeya next month!

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See ya next month.

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What do you get when you mix a lesbian and a platypus?

A lickalottapus.

What did a lesbian frog tell another lesbian frog?

Damm, we do taste like chicken!

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How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None they all stand around complementing it then get mad when it wont screw. Heard from my friend

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What did the deer say to its lover?

You are very "deer" to me.

What does a South Korean call their lover?

Their Seoul Mate.

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What did the sheep say when he saw his girlfriend?

Baaaaaeeeee!

How many girlfriend does a white boy need to shoot a school?

None.

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What is the difference between me and being artistic?

The second letter.

Why are 490 Romans are funny ?

Because XD Edit : Sorry about the typo the second are is not supposed to be here

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Who is a Project Manager?

Project Manager is a person who believes that 9 women can deliver a baby in one month.

What gift do you want?

HUSBAND: "An English girl." After a month, wife returns.. HUSBAND: "Where is my gift " WIFE: "Wait for nine months!"

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What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do with most of his time?

Stay up all night wondering if there is a Dog.

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