What did the lesbian-vampire say to her girlfriend?

See ya next month.

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When is the appropriate time to kick a midget in the balls?

A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

What's the thing in common between your girlfriend starting the pill and the muisic group Europe?

It's the final condom... Ta da da da...

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What are a gorilla's favorite months?

Ape-ril and Bananuary

When is the month when the most trees fall?

Sep-timber

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What did the two lesbian vampires say to each other?

Same time next month?

What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?

Sametime next month? I heard this jome a while back. Sorry if its a repost

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What did the lesbian vampire say to the other?

See ya next month.

Why do ya reckon Blonds don't have elevator jobs?

A: Cos they've no idea of the route.