Why do all travelers use the road to get to Jordans most popular destination?

Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!

Previous Random Joke Next

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do you call it when you use Icy Hot as lube?

Fire in the hole!

What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

A: surname

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the Agnostic cross the road?

We don't have enough evidence to say for sure.

What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the mud and crosses back over?

A dirty double crosser.

Traveler Jokes More Traveler Jokes

Why do all travelers use the road to get to Jordans most popular destination?

Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!

What does a time traveler do when he's hungry?

He goes back 4 seconds.

Air Jokes More Air Jokes

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air ?

A seahorse !

What did one pancake say to the others as it was tossed off the griddle into the air?

See you on the flip side.

Jordan Jokes More Jordan Jokes

Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?

A. The area around the Jordan. The banks were always overflowing.

Why do all travelers use the road to get to Jordans most popular destination?

Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!