Why do all travelers use the road to get to Jordans most popular destination?

Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!

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What do ducks use to get high?

Quack cocaine

How do you know if a black person used your TV?

It's not there anymore.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because chickens didn't exist yet.

Why did the chicken limp across the road?

Because it was a lame joke.

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What does a time traveler do when he's hungry?

He goes back 4 seconds.

Why do all travelers use the road to get to Jordans most popular destination?

Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!

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What did one sailor say to the other on Dec. 7 1941?

There's a little nip in the air.

What type of lunch do you get at an air show?

A plain one.

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What do you call a German guy wearing basketball shoes?

Herr Jordan

Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?

A. The area around the Jordan. The banks were always overflowing.