What did the Ukrainian say to the whiny American?

Crimea River.

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What kind of cheese?

Me: "American..." Her: "Want it toasted " Me: "I'll just make it myself."

Why won't Americans switch to a dollar coin?

They're afraid of change.

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Where do sad Ukrainians go?

Crimea River.

Why should you never wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fall off.

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What's the #1 song in Ukraine?

Crimea River

What's the current number one song in Russia?

Crimea river