What did the mexican-american say when two houses landed on him?

Get off me holmes!

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you kiss on a Mexican dish that will trigger the end of the world?

El Taco Lips.

Why hasn't Mexico won any medals in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can swim well, jump high and run fast are in the United States.

House Jokes More House Jokes

Where do you store a werewolf?

In a were-house

What do they do in Alabama when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine?

A jet engine stops whining after it lands

What did the mexican-american say when two houses landed on him?

Get off me holmes!

Holme Jokes More Holme Jokes

What do you suppose broke this window Mr. Holmes?

It's a limb entry, my dear Watson!

What did the Mexican detective say in England?

I'm like Sherlock, holmes.