They're afraid of change.
At least the food won't take away their rights. Do a little oppression of their own.
Being rescued by the Americans
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Two! one to change the light bulb and the other to rotate the universe!
It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.
No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens.
They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.
