Why did Aristotle hate French fries?

They were fried in ancient grease!

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What day do fries hate the most?

Friday

Why do irish fried beans only have 239 beans?

Because the extra bean would be too farty.

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Why did the French chef quit working at the haunted restaurant?

He got crped out.

Why do the French only have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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Why do social justice warriors hate math?

all the inequalities

Which color do Colombian communists hate the most?

Greengos*

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What do you call an oil stain that lasted for 1000 years?

Ancient grease

Why did Aristotle hate French fries?

They were fried in ancient grease!

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What did the french fry say to the police officer?

Help me! I've been a-salted!

Why is it impossible to say no to french fries with cheese and bacon?

Because it's a loaded question!