Why did Aristotle hate French fries?

They were fried in ancient grease!

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What do you call a Mexican after he gets electrocuted?

Re-fried beans!

How did cancer order it's fries?

Metastasized.

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What's the sound that a French tank does just before the enemy frontline attacks?

Beep Beep Beep...

What kind of coffee do the Islamists hate the most ?

French press

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Why do feminists hate church music?

Because of all the Hymns.

Why does the farmer hate his job?

because he has a deep-seeded hatred for planting.

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Why did Aristotle hate French fries?

They were fried in ancient grease!

What do you call an oil stain that lasted for 1000 years?

Ancient grease

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Where were the first French fries made?

in grease

What do french fries and friends have in common?

They both die if you chop them