Why should you never wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fall off.

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What did the Mexican guy say when the two houses fell on him?

Get off me homes.

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Why should you never wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fall off.

Why should you never wear Ukrainian underpants?

Because Chernobyl fall out

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What did the Ukrainian Scientist receive after discovering the dangers of radiation?

A Chernobel Prize.

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They don't wanna be rushin

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Why shouldn't you wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

Why don't you buy Ukrainian underwear?

Because cher-nob'll fall out