What did the white high school dropout get for his birthday?

A legacy scholarship for his second choice school

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Why is Italy's birth rate decreasing?

Because they pull out at the last second.

What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal ... The ethiopian chasing it.

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Why does Tom Hiddleston only invite his closest friends/family to his birthday?

He likes to keep things low key.

How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for his Birthday?

He felt his presents.