He likes to keep things low key.
Reflect! I use this dadjoke on my pregnant wife every day when she goes out for walks after dark and wears a safety vest.. 'Now honey, don't forget to reflect on all sorts of things, especially car headlights!'
Putos (Ask your Mexican friend)
A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.
Chihuahua: I like to "ruff it!
He was always fascistly late.
Because he was a fungi.
Because people kept toasting him!
Gloves ... Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet Knock, knock Who is it Not Michael
Because he stays low key
Because he's low key.
