Why does Tom Hiddleston only invite his closest friends/family to his birthday?

He likes to keep things low key.

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What was the last thing Robin Williams said to his wife?

You go on to bed, I'm just going to hang here a while.

What was the first thing Adam said to Eve?

Stand back! I don't know how big it's going to get!

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Why are fish no good at tennis?

They don't like to get too close to the net!

What do you call a guy who likes touching unripened cheese?

A fetaphile

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Why did vatican invite Bernie not Hillary?

They couldn't afford it.

Who's the best person to invite over for Christmas?

Charlie Sheen. Because you know it's GUARANTEED to be a white Christmas when he's around.

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What did the Nuclear Engineer get for his birthday?

Yellow Cake

What did the girl with no hands get for her birthday?

I don't know, she hasn't opened it

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Why couldn't the Tuba player get a date?

He was too low key.

Why is Thor's brother always overlooked?

Because he's low key.