A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal ... The ethiopian chasing it.
Hit an Ethiopian in the head with a frying pan.
An Ethiopian chicken
An ambulance
Attila the Bun.
To screw in the lightbulb.
Because he had to use the bathroom.
To get to the other genocide.
He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken!
Credit card chip inventor - Me, writing tweets
Madam President.
It was being chased by the kluck kluck klan
Chasing parked cars.
Carve a turkey
Strap a steak to the ceiling
Because it is using steroids.
