What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal ... The ethiopian chasing it.

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Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

What do Ethiopians have in common with Yoko Ono?

They both live off dead beetles

How can you tell the Ethiopian diplomat at a political function?

He's the one with the gold Rolex around his neck.

World Jokes More World Jokes

Where would we be in the world without humour?

Germany.

How does a feminist change a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the piece of gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken.

What did the chicken say before laying an egg?

Yahoo. There goes my baby.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rabbit?

A dead rabbit with a big hole.

What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef?

A humburger.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

Where is your mother from?

The second Eskimo says "Alaska."

Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on the new Top Gear?

It doesn't make sense, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

What time would it be if five elephants were chasing you?

A: Five after one.

Why didn't the internit get any e-mail?

Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.

Ethiopia Jokes More Ethiopia Jokes

What do they call the Hunger Games in Ethiopia?

Games.

How do you start a rave party in Ethiopia?

Glue bread to the ceiling.

Fast Animal Jokes More Fast Animal Jokes

What is the fastest animal in the world?

The Ethiopian chicken.

Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.