What is the difference between diarrhea and a regular stool?

You can't gbrblblblbl(gargling noise) with a regular stool.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a hipster and a lumberjack?

The lumberjack has a job.

What is the difference between Windows 95 and Windows 98?

A: 3 years

Diarrhea Jokes More Diarrhea Jokes

When do Catholics allow the use of condoms?

When the choir boys have diarrhea.

Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?

Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.

Noise Jokes More Noise Jokes

Where's Jim?

He went M.I.A. *Cut to Jim* All I wanna do *bang bang bang bang* *reloading noise* And shoot enemies

What did Cinderella say before she got to the ball?

Aghagghhghgagaggag (Those are supposed to be gagging noises)