What is the difference between diarrhea and a regular stool?

You can't gbrblblblbl(gargling noise) with a regular stool.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a police baton and a magic wand?

Ones used for cunning stunts.

What's the difference between Phil Collins and Germany?

We stopped Germany.

Diarrhea Jokes More Diarrhea Jokes

What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea?

A salad shooter.

When do Catholics allow the use of condoms?

When the choir boys have diarrhea.

Noise Jokes More Noise Jokes

What noise did the dumbbells make when they were dropped?

Dong-Ding.

Why do cats like to hear other cats make noise?

A: It's meow-sic to their ears!