What is the difference between diarrhea and a regular stool?

You can't gbrblblblbl(gargling noise) with a regular stool.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.

What is the difference between Windows 95 and Windows 98?

A: 3 years

Diarrhea Jokes More Diarrhea Jokes

Why did the little black kid start crying when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?

Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.

Noise Jokes More Noise Jokes

What noise does a witch make when she's flyin around?

BROOM BROOM BROOOOOOOM

Why do bagpipers walk when they play?

They're trying to get away from the noise.