What did the woman say when she was diagnosed with cerebal palsy?

Nothing, she was too disabled to speak

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How do you speak to a deaf Ted Cruz?

Use zodiac signs

What do you call a woman with a very round head?

Sophia. (sphere) it works best spoken

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What's the difference between a woman and a toilet?

The toilet doesn't insist on cuddling after you drop your load in it.

What does Wonder Woman call foreplay?

Amazon Prime.

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What does a mentally disabled lizard said to be diagnosed with?

A Reptile Dysfunction *ba dum tss* I'll be here all night folks

What's a good way to get gum out of your hair?

Getting diagnosed with cancer.